shegoestothemovies:

me: *sees a sweet caring courageous character* you’re gonna be my favourite

me: *sees a sarcastic apathetic trashbag character* you’re also gonna be my favourite

(via tumblaughter)

alex-of-macedonia:

theplanlaugh:

So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing

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Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:

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Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.

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(via madeofnothing2011)

Aquarius: *opens up emotionally*

The Next Day:

Aquarius: Hey, we need to talk...

Person: Okay....

Aquarius: About last night, it was a mistake. It never should have happened...I think it's best if we just both forget about it.

Person: Uhhh, you know it's okay to show feelings, right?

Aquarius: Shhh, no.

Person: You don't have to be embarrassed.

Aquarius: I FEEL NOTHING!

sweepfan:

unexplained-events:

faerieinspoopycombatboots:

unexplained-events:

Wasco Clowns

In the town of Wasco, California, people are dressing up as clowns and walking around in the middle of the night. They are some of the creepiest looking clowns I have ever seen. No one knows exactly who they are and why they are doing this.

They also have an instagram that has some ominous/spooky captions going on.

Last year it was England, in the eighties it was Boston.

WTF

Yeah, it happened in Northhampton AND Staten Island last year. It’s starting…

They’re just clowning around…